Monday, May 16, 2011

Giveaway! 'Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides'

As you might have heard, some little film called Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is opening this Friday, March 20. I hear it stars some guy named Johnny Depp that's got my teenage daughters all in a hizzy. Take a look at the new movie – it looks awesome and has lots of pirates and boats:



I don't know about you, but the hardest thing about going to the movies is deciding what to wear. Lucky for you the generous, swashbuckling people at Disney have solved that and have given me a 'Pirates' t-shirt and bandana to give away. Also, some temporary tattoos. (Don't laugh – some of us have mothers who won't let us get real ones.)

Check it out – it's pirate's booty! (Man, I've been waiting forever to use that in a post.)


Also, I'm throwing this in on my own, but only if you live within driving distance of me and I'm going to be seeing you in person sometime soon so that I don't have to spend five-dollars sending a bag worth $1.99:


Here's how to win: In lieu of the predictable "Tell me your favorite 'Pirates' movie" requirement, I've decided to change it up a little. Leave me a comment with your best fake meeting-Johnny-Depp moment. Maybe you were at the supermarket reaching for the lamb chops and Johnny's hand brushed up against yours. Or perhaps you were at Ikea, and you and Johnny locked eyes over the HOV├ůS footstool. Then again, maybe it was totally sleazy and Johnny walked in while you were wrapped around a pole at the Kitty Klub and handed over a twenty. Don't worry, I don't judge.

What I will do is pick the top three best comments, and then use random.org to pick a winner. Or, maybe I'll get Johnny to do it when he stops by to fix my refrigerator.

Leave your fake Johnny Depp story here before midnight on Monday, May 23. One comment per person, and make sure you leave me a valid email address. (Sorry, only US and Canada, please.)

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3 comments:

Shelly said...

I met JD (that's what I call him cuz we're like THAT) when we were both trying to date Kate Moss. (You know, it was the '80's)

Did I win?!!!!

Edward29 said...

I was doing some sunset sky diving in LA when a powerful updraft knocked me off course and was headed to a private estate. I landed in a jacuzzi and my wet parachute was smothering me. I couldn't breathe and the heat and steam made it worse. Someone jumped into action and tore through the chute and rescued me.
I heard a voice say, "Are you alright."
I recognized the voice immediately. It was Johnny Depp!
My leg was injured and he became my crutch and helped me inside. He called an ambulance and made me a stiff drink to help with the pain.
We talked until the ambulance arrived and then we parted ways.
That is my "fake" Johnny Depp story.

Raven In A Blue Room said...

back in the 90's after retiring as bay watch babe I switched careers and became a wellknown celebrety swimming coach. My first assignment was to prepare the cast of Titanic for their water scenes. And not many might know that in the original script Johnny Depp was supposed to play the leading role instead of Leo DiCaprio. But after suffering a serious hearing loss after hearing the soundtrack of that movie he resigned.
But he never could forget his swimming coach, so when the next ship & water movie opportunity came along he returned to me

so fake, it almost sounds true :P

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