As you might have heard, some little film called Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is opening this Friday, March 20. I hear it stars some guy named Johnny Depp that's got my teenage daughters all in a hizzy. Take a look at the new movie – it looks awesome and has lots of pirates and boats:
I don't know about you, but the hardest thing about going to the movies is deciding what to wear. Lucky for you the generous, swashbuckling people at Disney have solved that and have given me a 'Pirates' t-shirt and bandana to give away. Also, some temporary tattoos. (Don't laugh – some of us have mothers who won't let us get real ones.)
Check it out – it's pirate's booty! (Man, I've been waiting forever to use that in a post.)
Also, I'm throwing this in on my own, but only if you live within driving distance of me and I'm going to be seeing you in person sometime soon so that I don't have to spend five-dollars sending a bag worth $1.99:
Here's how to win: In lieu of the predictable "Tell me your favorite 'Pirates' movie" requirement, I've decided to change it up a little. Leave me a comment with your best fake meeting-Johnny-Depp moment. Maybe you were at the supermarket reaching for the lamb chops and Johnny's hand brushed up against yours. Or perhaps you were at Ikea, and you and Johnny locked eyes over the HOVÅS footstool. Then again, maybe it was totally sleazy and Johnny walked in while you were wrapped around a pole at the Kitty Klub and handed over a twenty. Don't worry, I don't judge.
What I will do is pick the top three best comments, and then use random.org to pick a winner. Or, maybe I'll get Johnny to do it when he stops by to fix my refrigerator.
Leave your fake Johnny Depp story here before midnight on Monday, May 23. One comment per person, and make sure you leave me a valid email address. (Sorry, only US and Canada, please.)
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