Friday, October 17, 2008

Halloween, Without The Cavities

If you haven't already, head on over to Disney's California Adventure for Mickey's Trick-or-Treat Party. It's a great bargain for $29 ($37 on Halloween night), and takes place on several evenings through October 31st. The kids get to trick-or-treat throughout the park for healthy treats between spins on Mulholland Madness and the new Toy Story Mania (which was fun for all of us.) It isn't nearly as crowded as on a regular night (we just walked on to most of of the rides) and there's great light shows and character appearances throughout the park. The parade, though short, is fun to watch (I dare you to get the theme song out of your head when it's over) and with the small crowds it wasn't hard to get a front row seat.

One of the things I like about this event is Disneyland's strict costume policy, which states that "Costumes should be child-friendly and may not be obstructive, offensive or violent." My younger daughter still gets freaked out at the sight of masks with exploding brains and realistic-looking limbs hanging off of bloodied torsos, so it's nice not to have to walk around with her head buried in my arm like I had to do at an event last year.

Besides trick-or-treating, this is one of the few Halloween activities we do with our kids, and the only one that's fun for my husband and I as well - he gets to ride California Screamin' (which I won't go near) and I get to ride the best ride on the planet.

Thanks to Michele Himmelberg in Disney PR and Maria Bailey for making this night possible!

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Let Me Scare You By Mentioning Christmas

I'm not one of those crazies that starts shopping for Christmas gifts in October (my apologies to all you crazies who shop for Christmas gifts in October.)

I am, in fact, one of those crazies that starts shopping for Christmas gifts on December 21st.

But I'm determined to cross at least one thing off of my list early this year: my holiday cards. I'm getting a little tired of waiting until the last minute and then finally getting them in the mail on December 26th. Because then I usually have to make up an elaborate story to explain why my cards are late, about how our local post office got robbed and the only thing they stole were my cards and then the Postal Police discovered them in the trunk of an abandoned Geo.

I've decided to do small booklets like the ones I made of the girls' trip to AnimeExpo, only this time they'll be made up of family photos and some drawings. If you haven't tried out the HP Photo Creations kiosk at Longs Drugs, you should check it out; it's the first in-store photo processing thingie that I've tried and I'm totally hooked. Plus, you can shop for sodas and tampons while you wait for your order to be processed.

If you want to try it out, I've got a downloadable coupon here for a buy-one-get-one free calendar, courtesy of Maria Bailey at BlueSuitMom. It would make a great gift. And it's already October, so all you crazies can start your holiday shopping now.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Free Admission to Disneyland!

Here's two things you never hear in the same sentence: 'Free' and 'Disneyland.' But guess what? For all of 2009, anyone can get in FREE on their birthday. This applies at either Disneyland in Anaheim, or Disney World in Florida. Just go here to register your birthday, and then show up on your big day with a picture ID that shows your date of birth. (Kids will need their passports or birth certificates.)

Considering that a child's admission (ages 3-9) is $59 and everyone else is $69, this could save you a nice chunk of cash. Or at least enough to buy a large soda and a popcorn from the kisok in Tomorrowland. Even more savings for someone like my brother, who has twins and will save almost $120 if he visits the Magic Kingdom on their next birthday - definitely cheaper than hiring that guy in a Mickey costume to show up at the house and make balloon animals.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

The HP Photo Center: Free Your Photos, Free Your Mind

I have to admit, I’m not a big fan of those photo kiosks in stores that allow you to make your own prints. I prefer to smugly believe that, as an art director, I’m perfectly capable of printing out my own photos on my expensive laser printer at home and then arranging them artfully and tastefully in an album that would rival anything you could create in an automated machine located in a store next to the antacids and adult diapers.

The problem is, in the ten years plus that I’ve had a digital camera, I think I’ve actually printed out photos maybe three times. As for creating an album? That’s on my list of Impossible Dreams, right underneath ‘make out with George Clooney’ and ‘get smell out of catbox.’

So when Maria Bailey of BlueSuitMom.com and HP asked me to try out the new HP Photo Center available in Longs Drugs, I immediately agreed. Even though I was a little skeptical, I though it would be a great opportunity to finally print out some of those shots that have been imprisoned inside my iPhoto program for the past decade or so. Besides, my mom had been bugging me for some baby pictures of my girls for quite some time, and I'm getting tired of moving just to avoid her phone calls.

I headed down to my local Longs drugs, and was a little disappointed to find a little old lady already using the machine. How long would this take? Five hours? Three days? She was a tiny thing and I probably could have taken her down, but I politely waited my turn, and was pleasantly surprised when she finished up in about five minutes. It gave me hope – surely I could work that machine as well as an 80-year-old in a pastel tracksuit.

And I was right - the system couldn’t be easier to use. Touch the screen, and it takes you through the process step-by-step. (Even going so far as to show you a diagram of the memory card dock and circling the slot you insert your card in.) Once your photos had been downloaded from your memory card, the system asks what you’d like to make: you can do anything from printing 4x6 prints to photo albums to 24x36 posters. I decided to make a min-book of pictures that I shot of my daughters and their friends at the Anime Expo last month. They’re all wearing furry hats, and I thought it would make a handy thing to embarrass them with when I bring it out and show their boyfriends in a few years.

Once you’ve chosen your project, get creative and choose from a variety of design themes and holidays, pick out which photos you want to include via the touch screen, and the HP Photo Center does the rest. It even gives you a preview of what the finished piece will look like, and allows you to go back and make design changes, add or delete photos or change the layout of your piece. I think the whole thing, from start to finish, took me less than ten minutes – around 960 minutes less than it would have taken me to layout and print the thing on my computer at home. And the price was incredibly reasonable - $7.91 for each booklet, which contained 26 photos. But the best part? No one would have to hear me cursing when I realized my printer was out of ink.

(One note: If you’re lucky you’ll have a Jeremy to help you out. Jeremy is the photo counter technician at my local Longs Drugs. Not only did he take me through a complete tour of the HP Photo Center, he was very knowledgeable about all aspects of the system and was available the entire time for questions, even when he was being asked every five seconds for the location of the restroom or which cat food was on sale that day. Thanks Jeremy!)

My girls were thrilled with their mini photo albums, and I have to admit I’m a little hooked on this whole photo printing idea. I’ve already promised to make our friends some albums of photos that I took when we vacationed together this summer, and it looks like my mom might finally get those pictures of her granddaughter’s first birthday. After all, my daughter turned twelve this past April.

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Cookie Contest Winner And A List Of Things That Can Really Piss A Girl Off.

Thanks for all of your responses to my first blog giveaway ever. There were so many pathetic stories it was hard to pick just one shining jewel in the mountain of crap some of you have received as gifts.

Some of you related to my traumatic t-shirt experience, and apparently received equally horrendous gifts from boyfriends and husbands:

ManagerMom received a cheap pair of earrings from Claires, in a Tiffany box. (Did we date the same guy?)

Undercovercookie received a $2 speedway mug.

E's boyfriend gave her a book that he recommended but hadn't even read.

Karen received boxing gloves and an Everlast sweatshirt.


Then there were the wedding gifts from hell:

Ali Martell received 1.75 in Canadian coins from her grandmother.

Anonymous received a hopeful 50th Anniversary plate.

Amy was promised a houseful of furniture from her in-laws, but got two nights at a mediocre hotel instead.


Bad, for any occasion (Hint: Don't buy lamps):

Suzy received a hideous fringed lamp adorned with angels and wrapped in cellophane

Aldeb received a single bottle of drugstore-brand nail polish (from a guy that turned out okay in the end.)

Asianmommy got a box of sugar-free chocolates from someone who didn't want her "to get fat."

MamaBird got a lamp, shaped like a duck.

Penny also received a lamp, only hers was shaped like a moose.

Rachel received a sock filled with Mexican pesos.

Nava received a FedEx watch, originally intended for her brother.


Thanks, Mom:

Jodifur's mother-in-law gave her a single cereal bowl for her wedding shower.

Kirida got an ab-roller from mom for her birthday.

Juju's unfortunate friend received used makeup and body wash from her mother-in-law.

Feener's husband received a windbreaker (from the drugstore!) from his mom.


But the story that takes the cake (and gets the cookies) is Lynette's story about getting a bathroom scale from her then fiancee, with a suggestion that "whatever I weighed the day we got married, he would have the right to divorce me if I got any 'fatter'. "

Really, don't we all just want to kill this guy?

Fortunately, Lynette eventually divorced the loser, and let him keep the scale.

Congratulations Lynette! I order you to eat each and every one of these cookies yourself.

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Friday, July 11, 2008

Cookies By Design: Saving The Planet From Crappy Gifts

cookies-by-design-sweatpantsmom-marsha-takeda-morrison(Don't be alarmed, but I'm doing a giveaway. My first ever. Read on for your chance to be part of this historic event.)

As most businesses do, every year around Christmas I send my clients a little gift to say 'Thank You." This always seemed like kind of an odd tradition to me, since in essence what you're saying is, "Thanks for giving me money all year. Now here's a paltry assortment of baked goods."

But they always seem to appreciate it, and so around the first week of December I go online and start ordering gifts. I have to admit I don't get very creative: Year after year it's the same basket of muffins or the same box of chocolates. I imagine my clients receiving their baskets every year and saying about me, "For someone who's supposed to be creative she sure picks crappy gifts."

But then I received this awesome cookie bouquet from Cookies By Design and I knew my gift giving was about to take a turn for the better. Maria Bailey of MomTalkRadio is working with the CEO of Cookies By Design to help get the word out about their product, and asked me to review a cookie bouquet. I gladly accepted, knowing I could possibly save companies everywhere from an onslaught of tubs of stale popcorn and baskets of rotting fruit come December. Plus, I really needed something to dip in my coffee.

My basket arrived on my doorstep, beautifully arranged and wrapped in cellophane. (The whole thing was placed in a sturdy bag to prevent it from falling over.) The first thing you notice after tearing off the wrapper is the incredible aroma of the cookies - they smell freshly baked. And they're huge - each cookie is around 5" - 6" tall and around 1/2" thick. Why, you could even share one if you had that type of insane inclination.

I set the cookies out for my taste testers - my two tween daughters and two of their friends - and we all dug in. The girls chose to eat theirs still mounted on their sticks (which are holding them into the base), sort of like a cookie lollipop, which they thought was the best idea ever. The verdict: They tasted just as good as they looked. They were rich and buttery, and tasted homemade. I knew my clients would appreciate this more than those tins of quarter-sized, rock-hard cookies I sent out last year. It might even inspire them to start returning my calls.

And here's the best part: You can receive your own basket of cookies from Cookies By Design. Leave a comment here by Thursday, July 17th, telling me about the worst gift you've ever received. I'll pick the most pathetic and will have a Cookie Bouquet (this version) shipped off to you, courtesy of Cookies By Design and Maria Bailey.

And may you never send a fruitcake as a gift again.

(You can read about my own pathetic gift experience here.)

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Friday, June 6, 2008

That's Hot: The Solar Science Lab

Remember when you were a kid and you would use a magnifying glass to torture poor helpless ants? Well, me neither, but I've seen it done on TV and always wondered if it was actually possible. I thought about that when I was asked by the Parent Bloggers Network to review the Solar Science Lab. I don't know much about science but I do know the sun makes stuff hot and then I pictured my driveway littered with dead ants.

The first thing that came to mind when I opened the Solar Science Lab was how much it reminded me of toys I had when I was a kid. The kit is very low-tech, with several of the components made out of cardboard and requiring some simple construction. But this is what I actually liked most about it - the fact that it was a toy that was a throwback to things I had when I was growing up, that were simple and required some hands-on participation. We wouldn't just be inserting batteries, flipping a switch and then watching the thing perform for us while we sipped our Frappucinos and watched Nickelodeon on the side.

The purpose of the Solar Science Lab is to teach kids about the sun and how you can harness its power to do everything from warming a glass of water to making a motor run. It comes with a book that has around 30 experiments you can perform using a variety of items they provide and some you provide yourself. Some of the things that come with the kit include a small electric motor, a test tube (mine was missing), a thermometer, a parabolic reflector and incidentals like paper fasteners and rubber bands. It also came with a magnifying glass although instructions for frying ants were nowhere to be found.

I told my two daughters (ages 10 and 12) to pick out two experiments they would like to perform for the purpose of this review. They immediately were drawn to the first one that is listed on the box: Frying an egg with the sun's heat. This made me think of something else I had seen on TV and wondered about - can you really fry an egg on the sidewalk? Turns out the experiment used the sun and the test tube to just fry a small teaspoon of the egg white which dashed my hopes of an eggs benedict lunch, but we were intrigued enough to try it anyways.

(Note: The instruction manual suggests you complete the experiments in the order they are presented, since each activity builds on what you learn on the previous one. However, because we are renegades we decided to ignore this and choose activities at random and out of sequence. Some of the experiments presented early in the manual are simpler in nature and involve things like measuring the temperature of a bowl of water at different times and observing your reflection in a mirror bent at different angles. These might only hold the attention of younger kids or the very curious science student.)

The egg-frying experiment required us to first assemble cardboard stands for the reflector and the test tube. These were very simple and things my girls could easily do on their own, and probably by children much younger. (Nice to have tasks the kids can do by themselves.) My test tube was missing from my kit, but luckily I found a suitable vessel that we could place in the stand to hold the egg white. For the first time I appreciated that bizarre flower holder I received as a party favor at a wedding shower.

Next we went outside and set up our elements - this proved to be the tricky part, as you had to position the reflector and the test tube so that the egg white in the tube was at the focal point of the sun's rays bouncing off of the reflector. This took a little while to do, but when we finally got it in place we were surprised to see that the egg did in fact start to harden. It never cooked completely, but I could see where it could on a warmer day. I could also see how you might be able to cook an ant. As you can see I can't quite let this one go.

The next experiment involved using the small electric motor and a light bulb to power a propeller. Again, this required some simple assemblage which my girls were able to do easily by themselves. Next we plugged the solar cell into the motor and attached the small plastic propeller to the front of the motor. The idea is that electricity from the light bulb would power the solar cell which would in turn make the motor turn the propeller.

This experiment didn't prove to be as fruitful as we could never get the motor to run. I'm not sure whether the connection between the solar cell and the motor was faulty, or whether the motor itself wasn't working. We tried using the sun as the power source as they suggest in the previous activity, but had the same results. This was a little disappointing as the girls had already cooked up (no pun intended) an experiment where they were going to use the contraption as an economical and earth-friendly way to dry their nails after a manicure.

While we had mixed outcomes with our experiments I would still recommend the Solar Science Lab as a tool for teaching kids some basic ideas about the sun and its power. However, its $24.95 price tag seems a little steep for this modest toy, and I might be more inclined to purchase it as part of a comprehensive science kit, one that had other activities and experiments not just dealing with solar power, but maybe with recycling, conservation and pollutant reduction. I could see this being very useful as tool to teach my kids ways to responsibly utilize our earth's resources. And don't worry - that wouldn't include a lesson on frying ants.

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Friday, May 23, 2008

Boom Blox: It's Incredibly Satisfying to Blow Stuff Up

boom-blox-wii-ea-games-steven-spielbergMy girls and I were recently invited to EA Games to try out some new video games. As you can imagine, my two tweens thought they had died and gone to heaven - a darkened room with big plasma screens, comfy couches and an afternoon playing Wii? It was like the proverbial kid in a candy store, or me in a Starbucks with a loaded gift card and a 20-oz mug.

One of their featured products was a new game called Boom Blox that was created in collaboration with Steven Spielberg. My girls dove right in, but when they wandered away after a few minutes I took that as a sign they weren't interested. They later told me they were just stepping aside to let the younger kids play, but I wasn't convinced and when our own copy of Boom Blox arrived in the mail I wasn't expecting them to be too enthusiastic. I was waiting to discover it stuffed into the dreaded basket of unwanted toys, right next to the Rubiks Cube and that Slinky I bought them. (Yes, a Slinky. Hey, the commercial said it walked down stairs, and I believed them.)

But I was wrong. They tore into the game, and didn't stop playing for at least two hours. I know that's un-PC, that we're supposed to limit our kids' video game playing to one hour at a time because of childhood obesity, blah blah blah - but if it makes you feel any better I hadn't fed them for three days and they were moving pretty much the entire time they were playing the game, even if it was just to jump up, scream and give each other a high five. And I'm sure you've heard fifteen high-fives are equal to seventeen minutes on an elliptical trainer.

I have to admit that beyond watching them play and wielding the Wii controller for a few minutes, I didn't play the game too extensively, but I got that the main object of the game is this: to destroy and knock down block structures or characters using a variety of methods. There is an interesting block-shaped cast of characters in the game, everything from a crazy Tiki-looking thing to a chicken that lays bombs instead of eggs. You can aim a target and throw items, use a hand tool to grab an item and swing it around, or use a laser to blast and explode things.

Remember when you used to stand up all those dominoes in a line, and how good it felt to give the first one a little push and watch all of them fall over? This is about twenty times more satisfying, and you don't have to pay your little brother to set it back up.

I'm not sure why, but there's something really cathartic about toppling towers, or taking aim at a bunch of blocks and watching them explode. For me, maybe it's getting out that aggression I felt when that other mom made a snide remark about my hair earlier, or imagining that block I'm taking aim at is actually that blue Ford Explorer that cut me off in traffic that day . (Lic#345ZWE. North on the 101, 10:32am, guy with dark shirt and mullet.)

Where was I? Oh yeah, exploding stuff!

Whatever it is, my girls love it, and have the same reaction; when I asked them what they liked best about the game they said, "Blowing stuff up! And knocking things down! Oh, and destroying everything!" And this coming from my tree-hugging, passive 12-year-old who won't even let me kill an ant without first telling it to "go to the light."

But the true test was when they took the game to their friends' house, two sisters ages 12 and 13. It's difficult to find anything the four of them like to do for any length of time, Wii game or not. But Boom Blox was a hit, apparently because of the variety of games and levels they were able to navigate through, and while being exciting and fast-paced, it's not overly-aggressive or violent. And the fact that it seemed to appeal to my 10-year old as well as the 13-year old was a big advantage. Also, they liked the fact that they didn't always have to play against each other, but could play together as a team. They are girls after all, and still warm and fuzzy even when they're causing maximum annihilation.

I'd say Boom Blox would be a good addition to your Wii game collection, and especially if you have a wide age range of kids who want to play at the same time. They've been playing it for a couple of weeks now and have yet to explore all of the areas of gameplay, which is more than I can say for some games which seem to have an incredibly short shelf life. I could even see it being a welcome stress-relieving activity for that weary group of moms you're hosting at your house. Especially if one of them got cut off in traffic that day...

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Another game we tried while we were there but hasn't been released is Hasbro Family Game Night. This was my hands-down favorite, since it was all about the old-school games: Boggle, Sorry! Connect Four, Battleship and Yahtzee, all adapted for the Wii. If you're like me and have had trouble introducing some of the older board games to the jaded younger set (what good is it if it doesn't light up and whistle?) then you'll appreciate being able to play these on the Wii with your kids. (And one added bonus - have you noticed how much less room a video game takes up than a board game?)

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

A Clean Break

Dear Method 25oz. Dish Soap,

I love you. I love your beautiful, sleek bottle, your hip, subtle colors and your fresh, clean scents (especially you, cucumber and pink grapefruit.) I also love the fact that, like all Method products, you're non-toxic and environmentally friendly. At almost $4 a bottle, you're way more expensive than the other dish soaps, but I buy you anyway. Yes, make that way more expensive - I believe with their sale price and a couple of coupons, I could get one of your competitors and they'd end up owing me $2.95. But such is the price of love.

But I'm afraid form over function has gotten the better of you. Your sleek, shiny body with its clean lines looks great on my kitchen sink, but isn't meant to be picked up with soapy hands. Did you know you turn into a missile with the right combination of water and suds? In fact, just today you slipped out of my grasp , bounced off my espresso machine and went careening off the counter, narrowly missing my cat. Boy was he pissed.

Also, your spout sucks. After repeatedly getting clogged, and me having to repeatedly clean it, I finally ripped your entire top off today. You're not nearly as attractive now.

So, Method 25oz. Dish Soap I'm afraid I've reached the end of the line with you. The next time I'm at Target and I'm tempted to reach for your fetching body, I'll remember all the heartache you caused me the last time I was washing dishes, and I'll reach for one of your less attractive, cheaper shelf-mates instead.

xxxxoooo,
Sweatpantsmom

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Monday, April 7, 2008

You Had Me At "Deep Fried"

I was recently sent a gift card by Outback Steakhouse and invited in to help celebrate their 20th Birthday by trying their signature dish, the Bloomin' Onion, or any of their other menu items. As you can imagine, this didn't take too much coaxing. Free steak? I'll be right down.

While my family isn't big on onion rings, I insisted we order the Bloomin' Onion as an appetizer, if only to compare it to this awesome diagram they sent me in the press kit:



I say any appetizer that has it's own blueprint deserves to be tried at least once. Besides, I'm a sucker for anything deep fried; you could roll a toilet plunger in batter, drop it in some hot oil and I'd probably eat it.

The Bloomin' Onion didn't disappoint. Seriously, the thing is huge and looks like the original onion must have been the size of a basketball. It could easily serve six to eight as an appetizer - the four of us, even though we were starving and tore into it like a pack of wild dogs on a spare rib, hardly made a dent in it. And it really was pretty good - much lighter and less soggy than an onion ring, and way easier to eat. I would have liked to have the option of a different sauce though - the one they served it with reminded me too much of warm thousand island dressing. I would suggest a nice ponzu sauce, but that would be so snooty.

For my entree I had one of their special 'birthday menu items' that is available for a limited time - their Charbroiled Tuscan Ribeye Steak. It was quite nice - tender, juicy and cooked rare just how I like it. And if I hadn't just eaten a ten-pound onion I might have even finished the whole thing.

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